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When your coworker pronounces "main.go" as "mango" and you can't unhear it for the rest of your career. The worst part? You'll start doing it too. Next thing you know, your entire team is discussing "his mango" in meetings while management wonders if you've pivoted to fruit distribution.

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Content Run it again. Even if you didn't change anything. Just do it.

That moment when your code throws 47 NullPointerExceptions simultaneously and you question your entire career choice. The girl in the library isn't crying over a breakup—she's debugging Java. The silent breakdown, followed by the resigned "let's try again" is basically the official developer lifecycle. We don't call it Stockholm syndrome, we call it "enterprise development."

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