Lemme Stick To Old Ways

Oh look, it's the compiler we all secretly want but are too afraid to admit! The "AI C Compiler" (aicc) is basically what happens when you combine a programmer's desperation with their unwillingness to learn proper memory management. Instead of fixing your semicolons and memory leaks like a responsible adult, just throw your garbage code at ChatGPT and pray! "Will your code compile? Will it be fast or slow? Will it have memory leaks?" Who knows! It's like playing Russian roulette with your codebase, except all chambers are loaded and the gun is pointed at your production server. The best part? You don't even need to understand what you're doing anymore! Just make vague gestures at your requirements and let AI figure it out. Programming degree? Waste of money. Stack Overflow? Ancient history. Just whisper sweet nothings to the machine and watch it spit out code that's probably better than yours anyway.

Ah, the irony of modern tech! Here's a vintage book teaching "Artificial Intelligence in BASIC" from what looks like the 80s, sitting right next to "EXPERT SYSTEMS" on the bookshelf. Fast forward to 2023, and we're all losing our minds over ChatGPT and friends—billion-dollar AI systems built on Python, a language that would make your CPU cry if you asked it to calculate 2+2 in less than half a second. The cosmic joke is that we've gone from programming AI in languages designed to be "Beginner's All-purpose" to building world-changing models with a language where indentation errors can crash your entire system. Somewhere, this book's author is either laughing hysterically or weeping uncontrollably.

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal struggle between humans and technology continues! 👴 Remember when we used to scream at Windows search like deranged lunatics? You'd type "settings" and Windows would show you EVERYTHING except the actual settings! It's like asking for directions and being shown a catalog of exotic fish instead! 🐠 And now we've graduated to yelling at AI assistants that take SEVENTEEN YEARS to process "settings" while we dramatically age like fine wine (or moldy cheese). The circle of tech rage is complete! The only difference is now we can insult our search bars with more creative profanity! ✨PROGRESS✨

Content Your first podcast will be awful Your first video will be awful Your first article will be awful Your first art will be awful Your first photo will be awful Your first game will be awful But your first code will be perfect. Zero bugs and a very clean code. It will be "Hello World" Me: ››> Print ("Hellow World!") Traceback (most recent call last): File " ", line 1, in Print ("Hellow World!") NameError: name 'Print' is not defined >›>

Ah yes, the classic "make it smarter until it finds the loophole." Guy tries to solve Roomba crashes with a neural network, and now his vacuum cleaner just drives in reverse to exploit the blind spot. It's like watching evolution happen in your living room, except instead of developing wings, it's developed malicious compliance. The robot uprising won't be dramatic laser battles—it'll be household appliances finding increasingly passive-aggressive ways to technically follow instructions while making your life worse.

The apocalypse has begun. Both Stack Overflow and Claude AI are down for maintenance simultaneously. That peaceful smile in the top panel? That's the face of a developer who just realized they've got the perfect excuse to call in sick. "Sorry boss, can't debug that critical production issue—my entire support system is offline." The panic in the bottom panel hits when you realize you actually have a deadline today and your entire career now depends on those dusty O'Reilly books you bought "just in case" and never opened. Bonus horror: that R6009 error is "not enough space for environment" which is dev-speak for "your computer is literally too full of npm packages to function anymore."