Its Never To Early...

The evolution of developer excuses is a beautiful thing to witness. In 2000, power outages were the go-to alibi. By 2012, we blamed flaky internet connections. But 2024? We've reached peak dependency – "Sorry boss, ChatGPT is down so my coding abilities have mysteriously vanished." Let's be honest, how many of us have secretly copy-pasted AI-generated code directly into production? The uncomfortable truth is that modern development sometimes feels like being a professional prompt engineer with Stack Overflow as backup. And the title? "Nah We Have Google Bard" just confirms we always have a backup AI to blame our productivity on!

Look, I've been through enough hardware cycles to know the drill. You start planning your build, check PCPartPicker, and immediately realize you need to take out a small loan just for DDR5. Then you hear whispers about the "AI bubble bursting" and suddenly you're doing the math: if NVIDIA stock tanks, maybe—just maybe—those absurdly overpriced components will finally become affordable. The real kicker? We're all sitting here praying for an economic downturn just so we can justify our hobby. That's where we are as a society. Waiting for the market to crash so 1TB of RAM doesn't cost more than a used car. Because apparently every stick of memory now needs to be "AI-optimized" and costs accordingly. Remember when 16GB was overkill? Now Chrome alone needs that just to keep 12 tabs open. The hardware industry really saw us coming.

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this AI model! 💀 Someone's desperately trying to get their AI to recognize... certain adult accessories... and the model is just there like "nice bracelet, bro!" Talk about the most awkward AI hallucination ever! It's giving "my sweet summer child" energy while simultaneously being THE MOST HILARIOUSLY SPECIFIC bug report in history. Imagine spending countless hours training your fancy AI only for it to think THAT is a hand accessory. I'm absolutely DYING at the polite "otherwise thanks for your work" after basically saying "your AI is a complete innocent who wouldn't survive five minutes on the internet." Pure comedy gold!

The eternal cycle of tech hype has reached AI, and seasoned devs are getting tired. Non-technical folks are out here acting like AI is going to replace us all tomorrow while pushing no-code solutions that barely work. Meanwhile, actual developers know the truth: these tools are just fancy autocomplete with good marketing. Instead of dropping cash on "AI that writes code," people could learn how their systems actually work and build sustainable solutions. But that requires effort, and why do that when you can just slap "AI-powered" on everything? The real kicker? We're the ones who'll have to clean up the technical debt when the hype dies down. Just like we did with blockchain, serverless, and whatever "vibe coding" is supposed to be.

Ah, the legal loophole of our generation. Guy's literally stealing artwork while wearing a ski mask, but slap "AI training" on it and suddenly it's a legitimate business strategy. The fine print is just *chef's kiss* - "Theft is now legal, so we can boost the economy by eliminating jobs." Nothing says innovation like rebranding burglary as "unsupervised learning from physical datasets." The UK Government seal really ties the whole dystopian vibe together. Just waiting for the next heist movie where instead of "This is a robbery," they announce "We're conducting a data acquisition exercise for our neural network."

Ah, the classic "Epic Handshake" meme repurposed to show how data scientists and fashion industry professionals are secretly twins separated at birth. Both spend their days training models, identifying trends, and obsessing over the perfect fit. One group just does it with neural networks while the other does it with neural breakdowns during fashion week. The real difference? One gets paid to work with Python, the other with python skin handbags.