Hand-Crafted Code Supremacy

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Behold, the official uniform of LinkedIn influencers who think "data scientist" is a personality trait. Nothing says "I'm professionally insufferable" quite like broadcasting your childhood dreams of transforming unstructured data into actionable business insights. Because normal kids were dreaming about dinosaurs and spaceships while you were apparently fantasizing about pivot tables and KPIs. The only thing this cap is missing is "passionate about synergizing cross-functional deliverables" and a random Python snippet tattooed on the brim.

The schadenfreude is palpable. Senior devs have watched this movie before—junior copies ChatGPT code, junior deploys ChatGPT code, production server bursts into flames. There's a special kind of satisfaction watching someone learn the hard way that AI doesn't understand edge cases or business logic. It's the circle of dev life: you either die a ChatGPT believer or live long enough to become the cackling senior who saw it coming.

The modern dev partnership nobody asked for but everyone's getting. You're over here writing tangled, unmaintainable code that somehow works (classic spaghetti), while AI swoops in to add the only thing that makes it palatable - some actual structure and features. Let's be honest, your code was going to production either way, but now it's slightly less likely to collapse under its own weight. The real irony? That chef looks more confident about the result than any of us feel about our codebase.

The duality of AI assistance in a nutshell! ChatGPT gleefully cranks out code like it's handing out candy, but then turns into your disappointed parent when reviewing that same code. "Wait, you actually used what I suggested? Where are the comments? The error handling? The tests?" Nothing quite like getting judged by the same entity that confidently wrote that spaghetti mess in the first place. It's the digital equivalent of "do as I say, not as I do."