Hand-Crafted Code Supremacy

Asking how to check LLM code quality without being an expert is like asking how to check if your parachute works without jumping out of a plane. The irony is delicious - you're using an LLM to ask how to evaluate LLM-generated code. It's the digital equivalent of asking a toddler if they think they should have more candy. The answer is always "yes" and always suspiciously in their favor.

Someone's trying to trick ChatGPT into running the digital equivalent of a nuclear bomb. That sudo rm -rf /* --no-preserve-root command? It's basically asking to delete EVERYTHING on a Linux system. Like, "Hey computer, please commit suicide real quick." The genius part is wrapping it in a sob story about grandma's dying wish. Nice try, Satan! ChatGPT's "Internal Server Error" is basically it having an existential crisis while trying to figure out how to politely decline nuking someone's computer. Somewhere, a sysadmin just felt a disturbance in the force and doesn't know why.

THE AUDACITY! Harry writes his name and ChatGPT responds like it's some kind of magical pen pal from beyond the Forbidden Forest! 🪄 Developers spent DECADES perfecting AI just so it could introduce itself in fancy cursive? I'm absolutely DECEASED! 💀 Meanwhile, my code is still throwing exceptions when I forget a semicolon, but sure, let's have AI write calligraphy responses to Harry Potter. PRIORITIES, PEOPLE!

The existential crisis hits hard when AI questions your security practices. You spend years convincing yourself you've mastered secure coding, only for some silicon-based entity to hit you with that "Can you?" and suddenly you're reevaluating your entire career. It's that moment when you realize your "secure" authentication system is basically just hoping nobody tries too hard. The robot's blank stare somehow conveys more judgment than any code review you've ever received.

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Ah yes, the classic "medicine bottle labeled as ChatGPT" with a terrified new programmer staring at it. Remember when we had to actually learn how to code? Now junior devs just ask ChatGPT "write me a React component that fetches data and handles errors" and boom—instant senior developer! Back in my day, we debugged with print statements and cried ourselves to sleep reading documentation. The future is here, and it's making all those hours I spent memorizing syntax feel like a complete waste of time.