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When your Christmas wishlist is just pure chaos and revenge. This takes the Mariah Carey classic and turns it into a wildly specific fantasy involving Jensen Huang's ex-wife tanking NVIDIA stock post-divorce. Because nothing says holiday cheer like financial market manipulation fueled by personal vendetta, right?
The oddly specific scenario—complete with espionage subplot—is the kind of thing that only makes sense when you've watched too many tech stocks soar to absurd valuations. When NVIDIA's market cap is larger than most countries' GDP, you start having these fever dreams about what could possibly bring it down. Apparently, the answer is a scorned spouse with insider shares and a grudge.
The AI bubble reference hits different when you're watching companies slap "AI-powered" on everything from toasters to toilet paper and somehow 10x their valuation. Sometimes you just want to see it all burn—in a festive, holiday-themed way, of course.
