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The eternal shortcut of the desperate developer. You're asked to fix lint errors in a merge request, but instead of actually fixing the underlying code issues, you just slap an eslint-disable-next-line comment and call it a day. It's like putting a piece of tape over your check engine light and considering the car "fixed." Sure, the PR will pass now, but we all know what you did... and we've all done it too when deadlines loom. Technical debt? That's a problem for future you!

When someone recommends their own library to you on Twitter and you just awkwardly say "thanks I'll check it out" knowing full well you'll never look at it. The TypeScript equivalent of nodding politely while backing away slowly. Classic developer social interaction in the wild.

Regular Pooh: Writing out a full if-else block like some kind of verbose peasant. Tuxedo Pooh: Using the ternary operator like the sophisticated one-liner aristocrat you are. Why waste time write lot code when few code do trick?

THE EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER OF CODING IN ONE PERFECT GRAPH! 🎢 First you're like " THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE " staring at your IDE like it's written in hieroglyphics. Then comes the " I'LL NEVER BE GOOD " phase where StackOverflow becomes your therapist. Suddenly " OH HERE WE GO! " - that magical moment when your brain catches a glimpse of understanding. You climb to " WHAT WAS I WORRIED ABOUT? " and reach peak confidence with " I TOTALLY GOT THIS! " ...only to crash back down to " I CAN'T BELIEVE I THOUGHT I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING " when you discover your solution breaks in 17 different edge cases! Rinse and repeat about 500 times per project! The universal experience that unites all developers - from newbies to senior architects with 20 years experience!

The mobile developer's version of "bring your kids to work day" gone horribly wrong. Someone just wrapped their children in a LiquidGlassView component, which I'm pretty sure violates both React Native best practices AND several childcare laws. The real tragedy? Those kids are now stuck with a terrible UI refresh rate and probably no escape method. Should've used ScrollView so they could at least swipe away from their parent's terrible coding decisions.

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