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The classic senior developer paradox: your anxiety-fueled coding marathon just created two weeks of unemployment for your junior devs. Congratulations, you played yourself! That moment when your productivity is actually counterproductive for team dynamics. Now you're just sitting there with your face in your palm wondering if you should create some bugs on purpose just to keep everyone busy. Success has never felt so painful. Next time maybe save some debugging for the children instead of hoarding all the glory for yourself, you anxious overachiever.

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When you point out a bug in the legacy codebase that everyone's been ignoring for years. The senior devs who built it would rather crucify you than admit they wrote spaghetti code back in 2008. Just like Jesus got the "Shut up!" treatment for speaking truth, you'll get the same for suggesting a refactor. Martyrdom in standup meetings is an occupational hazard.

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