That Mixed Feelings

The sweet taste of victory after Git warfare. That moment when you've spent 14 hours resolving merge conflicts across 10 branches spanning 3 repositories, each with its own unique naming convention and commit style. Your eyes are bloodshot, you've consumed dangerous amounts of caffeine, and your terminal history is just a long list of increasingly desperate git commands. And yet somehow—against all odds—the build passes, the tests run, and that glorious new version is now live in production. No alarms. No rollbacks. Just sweet, sweet redemption as you emerge from the trenches of version control hell. Time to take a shower. You've earned it.

The classic "it works but I have no idea why" scenario. Your code's like that bird—technically flying, but in the most chaotic, physics-defying way possible. After 15 years of coding, I've learned the sacred rule: when something works through pure accident rather than design, you just back away slowly and leave it alone. Ship it. Document it as "proprietary algorithm" and never speak of it again. The right side is what happens when you try to "clean up" that spaghetti code that was somehow working.

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When your entire job is testing one new feature per year at Apple! 😂 The meme shows the legendary "waiting" Pablo Escobar meme format but reimagined for Apple's QA team who supposedly have the cushiest job ever - just chilling around all year waiting for that single new feature to test. Meanwhile at other tech companies, QA engineers are drowning in sprints and backlogs! That's what I call work-life balance taken to the extreme!

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