Just recruiter stuff...I guess

Content C DEV Who are you? SEGMENTATION FAULT (CORE DUMPED) CDEV Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down? imgfig.com

Content - Boss, the server crashed! - Well, just restart it - Emmm, is not that simple.

Content When QA finds a bug in my code Well first of all, fuck you smart ass made with mematic ProdrammerHumor io but also, yes you're right

Content LIFE OFA PROGRAMMER No hugs kisses, only bugs fixes No dates, only updates No crush, only crash No 69, only fix the line No romance, only maintenance No hugging, only debugging No rest, only test No smile, only compile No one trustable, only variable

Content "Everybody has a testing environment. Some people are lucky enough to have a totally separate environment to run production in. " - - unknown stahnma

Content Introducing Shitify. A Reverse Linter. Add errors to your code. Shitify is a new tool that's shaking up the world of software development. It's a reverse linter, which means it adds errors to your code. It's simple to use. Just install it with pm: pm install -g shitify shitify myCode.js Now your code is full of errors! This might sound like a bad thing, but it's actually a great way to test your code. If your code can handle errors, then it's probably robust enough to handle anything. Additionally, Shitify can make you rich when coding smart contracts because - if the opposite of Biggie's maxim "Mo money mo problems" is true - more problems in your blockchain means more money. Disregard bitches, acquire currency! ProdrammerHumor.io