I found this quite funny (ignore the 1337speak I was having some fun)

c++ web search server

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I found this quite funny (ignore the 1337speak I was having some fun) | web-memes, program-memes, server-memes, test-memes, search-memes, c#-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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