Doesn't get much simpler than this

The eternal duality of coding! First panel: you stare at your screen, utterly baffled why your perfectly logical code refuses to run. Second panel: you make zero changes, run it again, and suddenly it works flawlessly. That moment of confusion is even worse than the initial failure—you've fixed nothing yet somehow solved everything. The debugging equivalent of blowing into a Nintendo cartridge. The universe is clearly held together by cosmic duct tape and prayers to the compiler gods.

Content Satya Nadella Y satyanadella Follow Do one thing every day that scares you Deploy to production? (paused for 14h 55mii Deploy Abort 8:13 AM - 20 Jun 2019 267 Retweets 894 Likes G. jos 36 17 267 894

Ah, the classic illusion of software stability. Up top, you've got users blissfully sipping cocktails on what they think is a perfectly secure balcony, completely oblivious to what's happening below. Meanwhile, there's literally one exhausted developer in a hard hat frantically patching the crumbling foundation that's barely holding everything together. The entire app is one bad commit away from collapsing into the sea, but sure, Karen, go ahead and process that critical financial transaction. I'm sure it'll be fine.

Content Junior dev: nervously joke about bringing down production Senior dev who approved the Pull Request:

Content okay atheists if there's no God, then explain this 5 6 8 2 5 10 Dijkstra's Algorithm What is the shortest path to travel from A to Z? and plz hurry, I have a test on it tomorrow

Content You write tests to ensure quality code coverage I write tests because green checkmarks give me dopamine We are not the same