A More Comprehensive Test Suite

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Content Developers: If it compiles, ship it. QA team:

Content Write code The tests fail Write more tests to narrow down the problem Write tests The tests fail Those tests pass The bug was in the test

Content Teacher: we installed a program to moritor you during tests, so dont try to cheat!! Me with a VM: 3:34 I am above the law

Content 8) uGrievousNix 4h 1 01 01 A software tester walks into a bar. Walks into a bar Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. O beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. -1 beer. "Qwertyuiop" beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is. The bar goes up in flames. 59 ProdrammerHumor.io 1 Share Award