Stack Overflow: Where Your Glass Is A Stupid Question

The classic optimist vs pessimist debate gets a programmer twist! While normal people argue if the glass is half full or half empty, Stack Overflow users immediately mark your hydration inquiry as "closed for being a stupid question." The perfect representation of trying to ask anything remotely basic on SO and getting your question downvoted into oblivion because you didn't format your water molecules properly or forgot to mention which version of H₂O you're running.