Altering a StackOverflow answer to fit your code

FIVE TABS?! FIVE?!?! *clutches RAM dramatically* Are you TRYING to insult the entire developer community?! The audacity of suggesting we limit ourselves to a mere FIVE Chrome tabs is the most ridiculous thing I've heard since someone said "this code will work on the first try." Every self-respecting developer needs AT LEAST 47 Stack Overflow tabs, 12 documentation pages, 8 GitHub issues, 3 YouTube tutorials, and that one tab with the solution you found 3 weeks ago but were too afraid to close. Chrome eating 16GB of RAM isn't a bug—it's a lifestyle choice, darling! 💅

That awkward moment when your desperate 2AM search leads you to your own StackOverflow answer from 3 years ago. There you are, awarding yourself a medal for solving a problem you've completely forgotten about. The ultimate digital déjà vu - congratulating past you while current you has absolutely zero recollection of ever being that smart. Truly the circle of developer life.

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Seven years of experience and a six-figure salary just to tell juniors to Google their problems. The circle of dev life continues. I've gone from being offended when seniors told me to "just Google it" to becoming the very monster who says it while sipping my third coffee of the morning. The best part? It actually works 90% of the time. Teaching self-sufficiency through mild trauma - it's called mentorship.

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