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The existential crisis of a developer who's reached the final stage of debugging grief: acceptance and destruction. When your code refuses to work after the 47th attempt, the only logical solution is clearly to write a dramatic farewell message, delete everything, and start from scratch tomorrow morning with coffee and renewed optimism. The poetry command before completely giving up is just *chef's kiss* - nothing says "I've lost my mind to this codebase" like trying to find beauty in your technical nightmare. We've all been one "metadata.py" away from theatrically deleting our entire portfolio and changing careers.

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The ultimate dual-purpose code! When room temperature drops below 23.5°C, start mining Bitcoin to generate heat from your overworked CPU/GPU. Otherwise, just chill for 10 seconds before checking again. Genius solution for winter utility bills - your computer either warms your room or conserves energy while waiting for the next temperature drop. Modern problems require modern solutions that make your electricity bill skyrocket in completely different ways!

The AUDACITY of the Python interpreter suggesting I use exit() or Ctrl-D when I just want to ESCAPE! 💅 It's like asking permission to leave a party you never wanted to attend in the first place! The passive-aggressive "Use exit() or Ctrl-D (i.e. EOF) to exit" is LITERALLY the digital equivalent of your friend whispering "Can you use the bathroom?" when you're desperately trying to flee a terrible date. HONEY, I typed 'exit' because I wanted OUT five minutes ago, not because I wanted relationship advice from my terminal! Just let me LEAVE already!

Content mi.jobs Well-capitalized Seattle start-up seeks Unix developers Jeff Bezos 82294 Well-capitalized start-up seeks extremely talented CCUnix developers to help pioneer commerce on the Internet. You must have experience designing and building large and complex (yet maintainable) systems, and you should be able to do so in about one-third the time that most competent people think possible. You should have a BS, MS, or PhD in Computer Science or the equivalent. Top-notch communication skills are essential. Familiarity with web servers and HTML would be helpful but is not necessary. Expect talented, motivated, intense, and interesting co-workers. Must be willing to relocate to the Seattle area (we will help cover moving costs). Your compensation will include meaningful equity ownership. Send resume and cover letter to Jeff Bezos: mail: be..netcom.com fax: 206828-0951 US mail: Cadabra, Inc. 10704 N.E. 28th St. Bellevue, WA 98004 We are an equal opportunity employer. "It's easier to invent the future than to predict it." -- Alan Kay

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