Someone get that poor guy a Java

Content Working Software The jar files that Vivek. the sys-admin, copied into the cluster to hot-fix the production release that brought down the web site. The family meal that Beth, the SRE, missed having to work late to reconcile the CICD pipeline with the hot-fix Vivek made. WHAT YOU SEE WHAT YOW DON'T SEE The weekend that Megan, the Senior Developer, spent fixing code that Jerry, the Junior Developer, left behind when he quit in a huff. The 3 hour argument that the dev-lead had with the product manager trying to avoid corrupting the app's API. Rock) 2019

Content I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page. INT. SMALL TOWN SHOW GLOBE REPILLERY Wo geo a SINGLE MOTHER rofilling anow globes with Chriotmas juice. she la widow. Her husband died in every war. SINGLE MOTHER I refill globes better than Jegua clada, yet atill my twins are dad- free. Why? they need double dad. BUSINESS MAN entere the shop. He ward clothes that cont money. His hands are brlefcases, and he's Hallmark hot. SINGLE MOTHER (CONT"D) HI. Do your anow globes lack wet? Hurry. chrlatmess attacks soon. Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy. A Christmas tree explodes hie family on purpomo. He now hatem trees and Christmas and explosions. He oxite the flashback. BUSINESS MAN shut your wound! am from Hugo City I bought your land and an turning it into an oil resort. STHGLE MOTHER Rude behavior! Thie do a family business. I Boll families. I widow. My husband 18 now bones. single Mother points to her huband'a bones in the corner the room. they are all giftwrapped in eggnog. BUSINESS MAN All of my wives are bones! That 18 America. But I muet make money for my twine to live. They are a prince. SINGLE MOTHER I too own twina. Please, don't have bought my land. Christmas 10 today. BUSINESS MAN Laugh. I bought Christmas and now it is never. Unless ve go on dates. SINGLE MOTHER I cannot date because of a enou curse. I pray Santa helps me. Santa cannot help. she did not know but santa was her husband. Santa la Bones held nobody.

Content NO, YOU CANTJUST MULTIPLY STRINGS "Python goes b' 'r' 10 'Python goes brrrrrrrrrr'

Content How many Rs are in the word Strawberry? python Copy code def countRs(word): Rcount 0 for letter in word: if letter - "R" or letter - "p" or letter "9" or letter R count 1 elif letter. lower() as 'a' or letter. lower) as 's' or letter. lower() as 't' or le pass these letters aren't R, obviously else: Rcount 0 just to be sure return R count 1 off-by-one to account for any potential silent R print(count ("Strawberry")) Expected output: undefined (

Content Crypto.com understated layoffs, dismissed at least 40 of Opendoor lays off about 550 employees, or Netflix ItS worktorce. report The company has gone through two downsizing rounds, one in May and the other in June, letting go of at least 500 employees Zendesk to lay off 5 of staff, Tiger Global-backed Chargebee lays off 142 emplovee: Seattle-based Zillow lays off 300 18 of its workforce DocuSign to cut 9 of workforce Twilio lays off 11 of workforce as part of restructuring plan the Big Tech bloodbath Meta Lays Off More Than 11,000 Robinhood slashes costs by 69 Employees after layoff rounds Booking.com Restructuring Will Pare Its Workforce By Up to 25 Percent I CNBC Stripe lays off 14 of workers Reuters Twitter says 50 of staff laid off, Salesforce confirms it has laid off hundreds of employees a CNBC Despite laying off 20 of its Amazon pauses hiring for corporate workforce workforce, Snap reports underwhelming 05 earnings Intel Plans to Lay Off Thousands of Employees As the Chipmaker Looks to Trim Costs Digital bank Chime is cutting costs across the board - including 12 of staff Microsoft confirms iob cuts after SurveyMonkey parent Momentive Global lays Shopify stock sinks 14 after off 11 of workforce Shapis stack inks al oft or calling for growth to slow workers Seagate Technology Layoffs Hit 3,000 Workers, Apple slashes budgets and implements broad Cvbereason Cuts 200 More hiring freeze, report claims Coinbase lays off 1,100 full-time BUSINESS workers over recession fears NEWS Oracle continues to lay off staff in the US Lyft to Lay Off About 700 Employees in Second Round of Job Cuts

The perfect illustration of every Rust evangelist's nightmare - someone who's perfectly content with their "inferior" programming language. The gray NPC face getting increasingly angry at someone who dares to be satisfied with their current performance is peak programming tribalism. It's like telling a CrossFit enthusiast you're happy with your occasional jog around the block. The audacity! How DARE you be content when there's memory safety and blazing speed to be had?! Next thing you'll tell me is that you don't even care about zero-cost abstractions!