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Content Cassy Today at 12:39 IN THE BEGINNING Computer scientists created automatic calculators Now the system of time keeping was formless and undefined confusion spread throughout the coding world And the knowledge of computer science vied to fix the problem AND THE COMPUTER SCIENTISTS on Jan. 1, 1970 SAID LET THERE BE TIME And there was time And it was standardized And the computer scientists saw it was good ProdrammerHumor.io

Content paf-parse Pure javascript cross-platform module to extract texts from PDFs. npm v1.1.1 downloads 16M node 6.8.1 pipeline passed Similar Packages pat2json buggy, no support anymore, memory leak, throws non-catchable fatal errors -pdfison fork of pdf2ison paf-parser buggy, no tests pdfreader using pdf2json paf-extract not cross-platform using xpdf

Writing regex is LITERALLY the only time in my life where I've considered summoning demonic entities for help. The meme speaks TRUTH! Step 1: Open your editor with false confidence. Step 2: Let your cat randomly smash keys because let's be honest - that gibberish has a BETTER chance of working than whatever I was about to write! Those bizarre symbols (/^([A-Z0-9_\.-) might as well be ancient hieroglyphics that only the chosen ones can decipher. The rest of us mere mortals just copy-paste from Stack Overflow and PRAY it doesn't summon Cthulhu instead of validating an email address!

THE EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER OF CODING IN ONE PERFECT GRAPH! 🎢 First you're like " THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE " staring at your IDE like it's written in hieroglyphics. Then comes the " I'LL NEVER BE GOOD " phase where StackOverflow becomes your therapist. Suddenly " OH HERE WE GO! " - that magical moment when your brain catches a glimpse of understanding. You climb to " WHAT WAS I WORRIED ABOUT? " and reach peak confidence with " I TOTALLY GOT THIS! " ...only to crash back down to " I CAN'T BELIEVE I THOUGHT I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING " when you discover your solution breaks in 17 different edge cases! Rinse and repeat about 500 times per project! The universal experience that unites all developers - from newbies to senior architects with 20 years experience!

Content Avrage C Chad Avrage Python progamer -Runs faster than Usain Bolt - Uses a lang made by C chads -a basic 1 1 wil rake an hour to run -Will tell you the meaning of life with 1 KB -Uses 9 quadrillion mb's of RAM -for x in y - Has no fingerprints from coding - for (int i 0; i 5; -Will start crying if has ro rode ror more rran 0.0021434 seconds -"Uhh, I accidentaly pressed space so code isn't working anymore" -Always uses mechanic keyboard - Basically a better C