My Pov After Getting Recommended Python As First Language

Content Friend: I wanna learn python. Can you help me? Me: print("this is python. Python is very fun. You can learn it simply!") answer input(":") if answer "ok": print("great!") else: print("I don't understand ?") Friend: what? Me: I don't understand ?

The classic expectation vs. reality dilemma that haunts every Python developer. You envision this magnificent, muscular architecture that will revolutionize computing as we know it... then you actually write the code and it's just import pandas followed by 5 lines of actual work. The beauty of Python is that your chonky, underpowered implementation still somehow solves the problem in fewer keystrokes than any other language would require. Who needs six-pack abs when you can one-liner your way through life?

Machine learning engineer: "No, honey, they're just PyTorch and Keras model files." Non-technical partner: *suspicious squinting intensifies* Those file extensions (.pkl, .pt, .pth) are just serialized machine learning models. Though let's be honest, naming that folder "models" instead of "neural_networks" was a rookie mistake. Next time use something truly unsexy like "gradient_descent_checkpoints".

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Oh look, an executive order for the MATLAB developers! The age-old religious war between array indexing at 0 vs 1 just got a new contender. While C, JavaScript, and Python devs start counting from 0 like sensible humans following computer memory offset logic, and MATLAB/R folks start at 1 like mathematical purists, here comes the decree that 2 is somehow the ultimate starting index. Next up: semicolons are now optional but randomly required, and all loops must be written backwards. The compiler will decide if your code runs based on its mood that day.

Content Which language is best, C, C, Python or Java? Andrea Ferro, Knows a few programming languages. Learning a fe... Answered January 7, 2015 If you are writing an operating system, I suggest you use C. If you are writing a very complex application where execution speed is extremely important, I suggest you use C. If time to market is key, but execution speed is not important, I suggest you use python. If your boss told you: "do it in Java or you are fired" I suggest you use Java and look for a better workplace.