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The modern tech interview process in a nutshell! When asked what makes someone a Senior Dev, the candidate proudly lists their credentials: "4 years installing npm packages" and "3 years installing pip packages." Basically their entire skill set is copying and pasting npm install and pip install commands from Stack Overflow. And somehow that's enough to get hired! The hiring bar has officially reached rock bottom. Next up: Senior AI Engineer with 10 years experience in "pressing Enter after pasting prompts."

Content Fireship fireshipdev Follow The untold history of web development: 1990: HTML invented 1994: CSS invented to fix HTML 1995: JS invented to fix HTMLCSS 2006: Query invented to fix J 2010: AngularS invented to fix jQuery 2013: React invented to fix AngularS 2014: Vue invented to fix React Angular 2016: Angular 2 invented to fix AngularS React 2019: Svelte 3 invented to fix React, Angular, Vue 2019: React hooks invented to fix React 2020: Vue 3 invented to fix React hooks 2020: Solid invented to fix React, Angular, Svelte, Vue 2020: HTMX 1.0 invented to fix React, Angular, Svelte, Vue, Solid 2021: React suspense invented to fix React, again 2023: Svelte Runes invented to fix Svelte 2024: Query still used on 75 of websites

Content SABOTAGE: Student adds bugs to the code on purpose! Intern Gets Job at ByteDance, Sabotages Neural Network Development Project for Two Months Programmer Keyu Tian got an internship at the Chinese company ByteDance and spent two months sabotaging a neural network development project by deliberately introducing errors into the code. Because of his actions, a team of thirty developers spent 247 searching for and fixing bugs that appeared in the project. The investigation revealed that Tian: Systematically uploaded Pickle files with malicious hidden code that contained viruses and other dangerous components. This code was executed automatically and randomly, so the team could not understand why their efforts did not lead to stabilization of the project Gained access to the PyTorch library on which the projects were based and made small changes to it daily, which led to program crashes. The developers did not check the source code, which is why tasks continued to fail with errors and bugs, and all experiments brought incorrect results Created chaos with checkpoints, files that save intermediate states of neural networks during their training. He changed model parameters, interfered with training data, or deleted checkpoints, which is why the team's work results disappeared and could not be restored Actively participated in work meetings, which allowed him to remain unnoticed. He attended every meeting to find out about the team's plans to fix bugs, and then created new ones. The team could not understand what was happening; Tian was exposed by logs. ByteDance reported that thirty developers worked for two months without results due to the destructive actions of one person, which led to the failure of the project deadlines and the loss of customer funds After Tian was fired from ByteDance, his mentors at university did not condemn or punish him. MIRATE

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Writing regex is LITERALLY the only time in my life where I've considered summoning demonic entities for help. The meme speaks TRUTH! Step 1: Open your editor with false confidence. Step 2: Let your cat randomly smash keys because let's be honest - that gibberish has a BETTER chance of working than whatever I was about to write! Those bizarre symbols (/^([A-Z0-9_\.-) might as well be ancient hieroglyphics that only the chosen ones can decipher. The rest of us mere mortals just copy-paste from Stack Overflow and PRAY it doesn't summon Cthulhu instead of validating an email address!

Why do the assigned task when you can build an entire automated system to avoid it? Nothing says "CS student energy" like spending 10x the effort to hack a solution rather than just watching those damn videos. College Board probably wanted to teach API integration anyway, right? The real lesson was the GraphQL queries we wrote along the way. Every developer knows that automating a 1-hour task with a 10-hour solution is the true mark of genius. It's not laziness—it's efficiency at scale . Future you will thank present you... maybe.