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Imagine writing your entire codebase in JavaScript just to avoid import tariffs. Time to start a black market for Python modules and Java libraries. "Yes officer, these are American-made classes, definitely not smuggled from Finland. The umlaut is just for aesthetics."

Python's Global Interpreter Lock (GIL) strikes again! While your 8-core beast of a machine sits there begging to flex its multi-threading muscles, Python's like "nah, I'll just use this one core and let the rest take a nap." That fourth core though? It's having an existential crisis watching all that wasted potential. Multi-threaded Python is basically paying for a Ferrari and then being told you can only use first gear. Thanks GIL, you're the real MVP (Most Vexing Problem).

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Behold, the ultimate programmer flex: writing your baby's entire lifecycle in Python. The parents imported themselves, created a class with genetic inheritance, and defined core functions like init (hello world!), live (an infinite loop of sleep and awesomeness), and the smuggest be_awesome method with that classic programmer confidence. I've seen startups with less documentation than this baby. And that yield Bardak() line? Clearly the parents are planning for those 3 AM feedings. The only thing missing is a proper exception handler for diaper failures.