How Uni Expects Us To Pass Tests

The comic perfectly illustrates how programming languages are judged by their age in the tech industry. Python (created in 1991) is 33 years old and gets an "aww, you're sweet" reaction, while Java (created in 1995) at 29 years old triggers immediate HR concerns. It's the same energy as a senior dev explaining why their legacy COBOL system is "mature" but your 5-year-old framework is "unstable." The tech world's double standard hits harder than a production outage on a Friday afternoon.

OH. MY. GOD. This is the WORST coding advice since someone told me to delete System32 to speed up my computer! 🙄 Four spaces for imports?! FOUR?! Are you TRYING to trigger every Python developer's PEP 8 compliance alarm?! The Python style guide SPECIFICALLY says imports should be at module level with NO INDENTATION! This is the coding equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza and calling it "authentic Italian cuisine." I can't even! My eye is literally twitching right now. Someone please revoke this man's programming license IMMEDIATELY!

Content Me: Forgets the base case My recursive function: Prepare for touble And make it double And make it double And make it double And make it double And make it double And make it double And make it double And make it double And make it double

Content Your Main language is an 'actua" Programming Language Your main language is Haskell

The ultimate parental disappointment: when your code-loving parent is desperately trying to coax you into saying "Python" but you blurt out "PHP!" instead. Straight to the orphanage you go! It's like naming your favorite dinosaur "JavaScript" at the family dinner table – instant disownment. The programming language hierarchy is brutal, and apparently, so is programmer parenting.

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