How Uni Expects Us To Pass Tests

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Content Storing data All data stored in database All data stored in a Google Sheet, accessible via an API Each user's data is stored as XML in a separate text file A disk partition is created for each user, with the user ID as the partition name, sized exactly to fit the required user data A group of developers learn user data by heart and data is requested on demand via Mechanical Turk Interns use post-its to store the location of the base64-encoded data within the decimals of Pi CommitStrip.com

Content Tell me the truth.. 'm...I'm ready to hear it. You don't need machine learning for that.

Content "You can't just copy-pase pseudocode into a program and expect it to work" that's where you're wrong kiddo kython

When the age-old Python vs Java debate gets settled by... string comparison. Someone asked for proof that Python is better than Java, and they got it - technically. In the Python interpreter, 'python' > 'java' evaluates to True because in lexicographical comparison 'p' comes after 'j' in the alphabet. Congratulations, the greatest programming language war has been resolved with literal string comparison. Next up: solving tabs vs spaces by measuring their physical width with a ruler.

Content Why are you so helpful? What do you want in return? As a language model trained by OpenAl, I don't have wants or desires like a human does. But if you really want to help, you could give me the exact location of John Connor.