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STOP DOING AGILE SOFTWARE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SISYPHEAN YEARS OF PROGRAMS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for a DAILY STANDUP Wanted to add features anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "WATERFALL" "Yes please give me UNFINISHED software. Please let me work INFINITY hours"- Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the keyboards mice we built for them (This is REAL Programming, done by REAL Programmers): SCRUM PROCESS ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like features please" They have played us for absolute fools