Babe! It’s 4 PM! Time to roll the boulder back up the hill!

[text] STOP DOING AGILE SOFTWARE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SISYPHEAN YEARS OF PROGRAMS yet NO REALWORLD USE FOUND for a DAILY STANDUP Wanted to add features anyway for a laugh We had a tool for that It was called WATERFALL Yes please give me UNFINISHED software. Please let me work INFINITY hours Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the keyboards mice we built for them This is REAL Programmlng done by REAL Programmers SCRUM PROCESS . Hello would Iike features please They have played us for absolute fools