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The ultimate Git soundtrack for those weekend coding sessions! Someone created a Spotify playlist with tracks that perfectly capture the emotional rollercoaster of version control. From the hopeful "Pull It" and "Push It" to the triumphant "Committed," the playlist quickly spirals into the all-too-familiar territory with "My Computer is Dying" and "Catastrophic Failure." And the grand finale? "F*** This S*** I'm Out" - the universal anthem played right after running git merge on the wrong branch at 11:59 PM on Friday. Only 17 minutes long because that's exactly how long it takes for Git to destroy your weekend plans.

Oh look, it's the eternal programming language debate, but with BREAD! 🍞 HTML is just chilling there as a comfy cat while Python, Java, C++, PHP, and C# are the actual bread loaves. The cat's smug little face says it all - HTML knows it's not technically a programming language but doesn't care one bit about your gatekeeping! It's found its cozy spot in the programming world hierarchy and is taking the most comfortable nap ever while the "real languages" do all the heavy lifting. Peak imposter syndrome vibes!

Content "You have to watch porn of the mascot of the last programming language that you've used. How fucked up are you" Half of the programming community: The other half: Uh yes... Alphabet sexual I guess I'm a furry now!

Content Tech workers after a solid 30 minutes of hard work 4318

Content Roses are 0000, violets are 0000 if you can read this, you're a nerd V4

Content DEVELOPERS WHEN THEY GET ASKED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE AFTER THE PANDEMIC PLEASE ACCEPT THIS LETTER AS MY FORMAL RESIGNATION FROM MY POSITION