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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of developers to put "save humanity" and "marry tall girl" on the SAME TODO list! 💀 Like honey, you can't even remember to remove those console.log() statements before pushing to production, but sure, SAVING THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE is just another ticket in your Jira board. Right next to your anime-inspired romantic fantasies! The true tragedy is that both tasks will sit there for eternity, getting pushed to "next sprint" until the heat death of the universe. Just like that refactoring task from 2019. YOU KNOW THE ONE.

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Content Here me out, We have the three branches of government: The legislative, Judiciary, and the Executive branch right? Well I propose we bring in a 4th branch: QA. Anytime a law is proposed or passed it gets passed to the QA branch were we have round up just a bunch of lawyer monkeys with adhd. Give them a stick and poke around to break it by finding loopholes, then they can pass it back to be reworked or amended. Let's bring agile development to the government