Yea we have version control.

Content DEAR GOD, WHY IS THERE SUFFERING? THERE ISN'T. I SENT BUDDHISM, PLATONISM, CONFUCIANISM. ALL GOOD GUIDES TO THIS OS. THEY'RE REALLY HARD TO FOLLOW. FRICKIN USERS! THE UI IS FINE, YOU'RE JUST STUPID The Universe makes a lot more sense if you imagine God is an angry software developer.

Ah yes, the generational divide in heroism. Grandpa's out there in actual trenches with tanks, while we're fighting the good fight with print("Hello World") . Nothing says "saving humanity" quite like your first program that displays text on a screen. The bar has dropped so low you could trip over it, but hey – at least our debugging injuries are limited to carpal tunnel and eyestrain. War... war has changed. Now it's just us vs. syntax errors at 3 AM, heroically fueled by energy drinks and stackoverflow answers from 2011.

The circle of AI delegation is complete! Senior dev thinks they've discovered a brilliant management hack by treating juniors like neural networks and writing detailed prompts for them. Meanwhile, the junior is just copying those prompts straight into ChatGPT and letting the actual neural network do the work. It's basically prompt engineering inception - the senior dev is unknowingly prompt engineering for an AI through a human middleman who's adding zero value to the process. This is peak 2023 software development efficiency!

Content Frontend developer trying to make it work on all browsers Backend developer

Content Arrays starting at 1 Missing semicolon jokes "Python is the best." "JavaScript sucks.' Dark theme Stackoverflow jokes rProgrammerHumor

Content GITHUB PUTTING ME ON THE COLLABORATORS PAGE OF A 20K STARS PROJECT. ME WHO FIXED A TYPO ON THE HELP PAGE