y += 1

When a single question mark costs thousands, but developers are just nodding in solidarity. That feeling when your SQL query drops an entire database because you wrote DELETE FROM users; instead of DELETE FROM users WHERE id=?; and suddenly you're part of an exclusive club no one actually wanted to join. The "I destroyed production with a single character" fraternity has excellent company but terrible benefits.

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Oh look, it's the two programming languages perfectly represented by their error messages! Python's like that friendly golden retriever who gently nudges you with "Hey buddy, line 42, you forgot a colon :)" while C++ is that demonic hellbeast screaming "SEGMENTATION FAULT: CORE DUMPED" before devouring your soul and the next six hours of your life. Nothing says "I hate myself" quite like debugging C++ pointer errors at midnight. Python might tell you that you can't add a string to an integer, but at least it won't make you question your entire career choice.