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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of pushing code on Friday! 💅 That smiling face walking away from the NUCLEAR EXPLOSION that is the production server?! That's the face of someone who just dropped a ticking time bomb and is now skipping off to weekend margaritas while the on-call team's phones MELT INTO OBLIVION! It's the ultimate "not my problem anymore" energy that only comes from either COMPLETE PSYCHOPATHY or your literal last day at the company. The production server is basically SCREAMING IN AGONY while this monster casually strolls away like they didn't just commit a war crime against DevOps!

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Content a lily-peet You can tell a lot about a person based on the wear on their keyboard. If the spacebar has a smooth circle in the center, they're a writer. If the WASD keys are worn out, they're a PC gamer. If the Z key has been burrowed through the keyboard to form a hole through the desk, they're an artist. wirehead-wannabe If the keyboard is on the floor in a million tiny pieces, the user is a programmer Source: lily-peet 2.160 notes

Content My compiler: Error at line 308 Me: what? But my code is of 40 lines, how is this possible? Compiler: