Working Under Pressure

Content Hey, do atheists go to hell? No. How about devs who butt app without dark mode Straight to hell. To the boiler room of hell. All the way down. Good, good. That makes me happy. ingflip.com

Content Daniel Vassallo dvassallo Nine women can make a baby in one month

Content Me when I realize I'm always reading sqrt) as "squirt" in my head and probably won't be able to get rid of this habit before my final presentation:

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Content thecoziestboi 7h Noted. I'll keep that in mind! I noticed CC are quite popular within software engineering. All the 3 languages related in a sense? 4 1 1 SftwEngr 7h They are related in that they all manipulate memory using DSA. C and C are cousins and C is that weird uncle who always gets drunk at Thanksqiving and touches you inappropriately. He married your obese Aunt Java who never stops talking. 14 J

Ah, the classic IT heroism gone wrong! 🚲 Picture this: IT department spots an outdated ODBC driver (that ancient database connector nobody remembers until it breaks) and thinks "I'll just quietly update this real quick!" Next thing you know, the production environment is doing its best impression of a bicycle crash - face-planted into the pavement with wheels still spinning. It's that special kind of tech disaster where everyone was just trying to help, but nobody thought to ask "hey, should we maybe tell someone before we yank out the digital rug?" The road to production hell is paved with well-intentioned driver updates!