With The Right Scenario Being More Productive Than The Left Scenario

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With The Right Scenario Being More Productive Than The Left Scenario

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The ultimate programmer's paradox! When you're grinding away at your desk, all you can think about is escaping to the beach. But the second you're actually relaxing at the beach, your brain betrays you with thoughts of coding and that project you left behind. It's like your IDE has separation anxiety and your brain has Stockholm syndrome. The classic "grass is always greener where the syntax highlighting isn't." Remote work just made this mental torture more geographically diverse!

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