Who's gonna try this in their next interview

Content 1 2 3 7 1 3 ? Programmers: 9 Mathematicians: Confused screaming made with mematic

Content When you delete a function that isn't used anywhere and get 240 different errors so you add it back again and get 56 more THIS IS FINe.

The AUDACITY of Skeletor dropping that SQL formatting truth bomb and just walking away! First I'm all blank-faced like "whatever" but then my brain processes it and I'm SEETHING with rage! How DARE he attack my precious uppercase SQL queries?! The betrayal! The drama! Everyone knows typing SELECT * FROM users in all caps makes the query run 37% faster and intimidates the database into submission! It's not just a style choice, it's a POWER MOVE! 💀⌨️

The perfect litmus test for human-written code comments has arrived! While AI generates those perfectly formatted, polite explanations about what each function does, real developers leave behind digital trauma warnings like "DON'T TOUCH THIS I SPENT 5 FUCKING HOURS ON IT AND IF YOU REMOVE IT THE WHOLE APP BREAKS." Nothing says "written by an actual sleep-deprived human" quite like a comment that's equal parts technical documentation and existential cry for help. In the dystopian future where AI writes all our code, we'll identify the last human programmers by their caps-lock rage and thinly-veiled threats to future maintainers.

Ah, the fundamental shock of Python developers discovering you can use semicolons in their sacred whitespace-dependent language. After spending years meticulously aligning every tab and space to avoid the dreaded IndentationError , finding out you can just slap a semicolon at the end like some Java heathen feels like a constitutional violation. The code still works, but at what cost? Your Python street cred? Your soul?

OH MY GOD, the AUDACITY of those online courses! 💅 "Learn Any Programming Language 100%" they scream, and developers are like "SIGN ME UP!" *aggressively flies toward it* But mention "Algorithms & Data Structures" and suddenly everyone's doing a 180° mid-air like they've spotted a venomous snake! The plane literally CANNOT get away fast enough! Heaven forbid we actually learn the foundational concepts that make us, you know, ACTUAL DEVELOPERS. 🙄 It's the coding equivalent of wanting dessert without eating your vegetables first. Sweetie, that syntax sugar won't save you when your O(n²) algorithm brings production to its knees!