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Content rprogramming Posted by uOnlyRepostsTop 6h 801 02 5 1 Theres a reason that programmers always want to throw away old code and start over: they think the old code is a mess. They are probably wrong. The reason that they think the old code is a mess is because of a cardinal, fundamental law of programming: It's harder to read code than to write it. joelonsoftware.com 4 3.1k 342 Share Award BEST COMMENTS eviljelloman 5h Also the old code is a mess. Replv 1.2k

The perfect double entendre doesn't exi-- Turns out HTTPS isn't just for websites anymore! That moment when your romantic partner asks if you have "protection" and you smugly whip out your SSL certificate. Because nothing says "I care about security" like encrypting your, uh, data transfers. The secure connection joke hits different when you've spent 12 hours debugging certificate issues. At least someone's getting a proper handshake tonight!

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Nine data professionals standing around watching while one Excel guru does all the actual work. Classic corporate data science theater. The entire AI department, with their fancy degrees and machine learning models, rendered useless by someone who mastered VLOOKUP and pivot tables. That's what happens when you spend $2 million on a data lake but can't figure out how to drain a real one.

The duality of programming languages in their natural habitat: Java developers live in two states: complete confusion and smug pretentiousness. "What the hell is this code" meets "It's a StrategyManagerFactory" with zero middle ground. The naming conventions alone require a PhD in verbosity. Meanwhile, C++ developers have achieved enlightenment through suffering. Both sides of the brain have united in the brotherhood of bewilderment. The left guy asks what the hell is happening, and the right guy—instead of pretending to understand—simply admits the universal truth of programming: absolutely nobody knows what's going on. The real joke? We're all getting paid to write code nobody understands. Pure genius.