When you’re running low on space but your pup gives your computer a megabite

Content SPIRITUAL: we neither know where we came from nor where we go PROGRAMMERS ON THIS SUB: we neither know where we are importing from nor where we are returning to

Finally found the data center where my AWS instances are running. Turns out "elastic compute cloud" is just cotton balls on shelves. No wonder my database queries are taking forever - they're being processed by literal fluff. At least their disaster recovery plan is solid: a spray bottle and a fan.

The universal law of programming nobody teaches in CS degrees: "If it works, don't touch it." That moment when your janky code with 17 nested if-statements and zero comments somehow passes all tests, and you back away from the keyboard like you're defusing a bomb. The code is held together by digital duct tape and prayers, but hey—ship it! Future you can deal with that technical debt... or better yet, whoever inherits your codebase after you've conveniently switched teams.

Content Women: "men just can't do multiple things at once" me programming with threads: woman shut,? Will up you

Content I SEE A SPREADSHEET FORTUNE ATELLING 3 9-85- AND A LOT OF COLUMNS ProarammerHumor.io I SEE YOU. OUT OF YOUR DEPTH.. JESUS THATS A LOT OF COLUMNS KAPWING

Content GUDER, Programmers are just prostitutes who get paid to have their brain fucked CHANGE MY MIND