When you start sacrificing beautiful code structure to meet a deadline

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Top panel: Homer standing confidently with a single <AI> tag on his chest. Bottom panel: Homer covered in a chaotic mess of if statements. The perfect visual representation of how we all pretend our code is elegant AI when really it's just a tangled nightmare of nested conditional statements. That "revolutionary machine learning algorithm"? Just 500 if-statements in a trench coat trying to look sophisticated. The corporate demo vs. the git repository reality.

Oh honey, they said "coding is like a piano, you just need to learn how to use it" and CONVENIENTLY forgot to mention the part where the piano is ON FIRE, the sheet music is written in hieroglyphics, and someone keeps changing the laws of physics every time you press a key! 🔥 Sure, learning to code is "just like" learning an instrument—if that instrument occasionally EXPLODES when you hit the wrong note and the only instruction manual was written by someone who clearly hates you personally!

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