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My internet went down for 20 minutes so I took my laptop to the sidewalk next to a busy road at night. The car headlights provide just enough illumination to see my syntax errors, and the constant threat of being mugged keeps me focused. The deadline waits for no one, and neither does my caffeine-induced coding spree. Pro tip: The gentle hum of traffic is nature's white noise machine for maximum productivity. Nothing says "dedicated developer" like risking your life for a Git commit.

The elegant architecture you craft in your head vs the janky spaghetti code that actually makes it to production. Every developer swears they're Jack Sparrow when designing their solution, but when the deadline pressure hits, we all turn into the bootleg knockoff version. After 15 years in this industry, I've accepted that my mental models are just elaborate lies I tell myself before the reality of git commits sets in. The expectation vs reality gap in programming is wider than the ocean Captain Jack sails on.

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