When you come home from work and suddenly get an idea how to fix the bug but you can only check it on the next work day.

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Ah, Microsoft's "advanced AI" for Windows updates - apparently trained on the principle of maximum inconvenience. That code snippet reveals their sophisticated algorithm: if(user.isDoingStuff() && user.hasUnsavedWork()) { update(); } It's like they hired a team of sadists with computer science degrees. "Hey Bob, when should we force updates?" "I dunno, maybe when they're frantically trying to finish something important with a deadline in 5 minutes?" The only thing smoother about these updates is how smoothly they destroy your productivity. Microsoft's version of "AI" is just "Aggravating Interruptions."

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One minute you're a regular sleep-deprived developer with terrible posture, and the next you've read "The Rust Programming Language" and transformed into an anime character with perfect hair. If only learning a new framework actually gave you magical powers instead of just another thing to add to your LinkedIn profile that nobody reads. The real fantasy isn't the anime transformation—it's the idea that you'll actually finish reading the documentation.

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