When you come home from work and suddenly get an idea how to fix the bug but you can only check it on the next work day.

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Visual Studio's autocomplete turning a simple comparison operator into a bitshift monstrosity is the digital equivalent of asking for a hammer and receiving a nuclear warhead. The editor's overzealous "helpfulness" transforms if (a into if (a > b) faster than you can say "undo." Nothing like watching your innocent conditional suddenly become a bizarre bitwise operation that'll have your compiler laughing at you behind your back.

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