When you come home from work and suddenly get an idea how to fix the bug but you can only check it on the next work day.

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Oh. My. GOODNESS. The absolute TRAGEDY of C++ mastery captured in its full horrifying glory! 😱 Our poor protagonist starts as a sweet innocent programmer, only to be CONSUMED by the dark arts of pointers and memory management! Those horns? They're not fashion - they're the physical manifestation of the DEMONIC KNOWLEDGE required to tame C++! And that final panel? DEVASTATING! "How long was I gone?" Our hero emerges from their C++ enlightenment only to discover they've sacrificed YEARS of their life to the language gods! Their friends and family? GONE! Their youth? VANISHED! All for the ability to manually manage memory and argue about template metaprogramming at parties! The price of power is steep, darlings. C++ doesn't just take your time - it takes your SOUL! 💀

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OH. MY. GOD. The world's most chaotic economic policy revealed! 😱 A function that literally sets tariffs using Math.random() * .25 ?! This is what happens when you let someone who names their files "v2_v3_Final_New_Final_Real_New_Final" write economic policy. The stock market doesn't stand a CHANCE against this random number generator from hell! Trade deals being determined by the digital equivalent of throwing darts blindfolded. I can't even! 💀

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