When you ask the guys who says "SQL isn't a real programming language" to do literally anything other than a simple select statement

The classic developer lifecycle in two frames. Day 1: Bright-eyed SpongeBob sitting up straight, practically vibrating with optimism about that shiny new project. "This time I'll document everything properly!" Day 217: A hollow-eyed husk of a sponge, drowning in production tickets that somehow all require hotfixes yesterday. The transformation from "I'm going to revolutionize this codebase" to "I regret every career choice that led me here" happens faster than you can say "technical debt." Bonus points if you're fixing bugs in code you wrote during your Day 1 enthusiasm.

Ah, the ultimate fashion statement for tech professionals! A purse made entirely of keyboard keys with the caption "Can't put anything in the bag because there's no space." The genius of this pun works on multiple levels. In IT, "space" refers to both physical storage and that glorious bar at the bottom of your keyboard that separates words. This bag has neither - just a jumble of letters, numbers, and function keys sewn together with absolutely zero functionality. It's the perfect metaphor for when your code has zero whitespace and becomes an unreadable nightmare. Honestly, whoever designed this bag deserves both a promotion and immediate therapy.

Content THIS IS WHAT YOU USE RIGHT? VER AND YOUUSE IT TO INDENT YOUR CODE, RIGHT? YEAH SO TAB KEY SHOUID PUT A TAB CHARACTER RIGHT? THAT MAKES SENSE TO ME SO WHEN YOU ingllip.corPUSH IT YOU WRITE.. TWO SPACES

Content 16.3.2022 Seems ok, but shady to ask accecs to all files Oliko tst arvostelusta hyty? Kyll Ei HEC 16.3.2022 It is quite common for file editors to ask for files access A 7.4.2020 Give acces for images?! Any good arguments for that? Oliko tst arvostelusta hyty? Kyll Ei IIEC 7.4.2020 This app requires access to files in general. Surprisingly, images are files as well. You can also process your "images" with Pillow library if you like. ProdrammerHumor io

Content Debugging code I didn't write THE FUCK IS THAT THE FUCK IS THIS

BEHOLD! The world's most dramatic trademark dispute! AMD's ROCm software was once proudly "Radeon Open Compute platform" until the trademark police kicked down their door and said "YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!" Now it's just... letters. Not an acronym. Just vibes. The ultimate corporate walk of shame where they had to [REDACT] their own name but keep using it anyway. It's like naming your child after your ex and then pretending the name doesn't actually mean anything when they ask. Pure tech industry DRAMA!