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Reading "Multithreading for Dummies" doesn't make you an expert. The guy thinks he's ready to impress his date's father with parallel programming knowledge, but dad's already starting the countdown thread in the background. Classic case of a junior dev who skimmed the documentation and now thinks they can handle race conditions. Meanwhile, the father process is about to terminate this conversation with extreme prejudice.

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The eternal cat and mouse game, except it's you vs your code. You're armed with debuggers, print statements, and stackoverflow answers, ready to smash that bug into oblivion. Meanwhile, the bug is just chilling on your frying pan, completely aware that it'll somehow escape your clutches and reappear in production next week. Nothing quite captures the frustration of thinking you're about to obliterate a bug only to have it slip away at the last second. That smug little Jerry-bug knows exactly what it's doing while you, Tom the developer, are about to hit nothing but air.

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