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Content I don't need to write clean code. This is just the proof of concept. Once I know for sure this solution will work, will go back and clean this mess up. Well it works better than I anticipated and my boss wants it deployed ASAP. Maybe I'II rewrite it once it's been in prod for a few months.

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