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Nothing says "welcome to the team" quite like being handed a function that's literally 13,000+ lines long. Line 6061 to line 19515? That's not a function, that's a small novel. That's a war crime in code form. But hey, at least you've got your trusty LLM sidekick now. Just paste that monstrosity into ChatGPT and pray it doesn't hit the token limit before it's done analyzing what fresh hell the previous dev created. Because let's be real—nobody's refactoring that manually. You'd retire before finishing. Fun fact: The single responsibility principle died somewhere around line 7000.

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