When talking to the veteran programmers at work

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Oh look, it's the keyboard shortcut showdown in prison! First inmate proudly uses Ctrl+Alt+Del like it's 1995, thinking he's all sophisticated with the three-finger salute. Then the second guy drops the mic with Ctrl+Shift+Esc, which directly opens Task Manager without the extra menu step. It's like watching someone brag about their dial-up connection while the other person quietly uses fiber. The real crime here isn't whatever got them locked up—it's wasting precious milliseconds when your application freezes.

When GitHub goes down, it's like watching the digital apocalypse in real-time. Developers worldwide collectively lose their minds as their workflow screeches to a halt. The whispered "A second outage has hit GitHub" spreads through Slack channels faster than a recursive function with no base case. Meanwhile, DevOps teams are frantically refreshing status pages while explaining to management why the entire company's productivity just dropped to zero. Nothing says "maybe we should have local backups" quite like watching your entire CI/CD pipeline crumble before your eyes!

Content SO WHY ARE YOU LEAVING YOUR CURRENT JOB? INTERVIEWER I APPRECIATE THE HONESTY. TO SURVIVE OUR TOXIC CULTURE, YOUR PRIOR EXPERIENCE WILL COME IN HANDY SHOULD I OR SHOULD I NOT? BECAUSE OF THE TOXIC WORK CULTURE. YOU'RE HIRED. SHOULD I OR SHOULD I NOT? SHOULD I OR SHOULD I NOT? I APPRECIATE THE HONESTY...

Content Chris Heilmann codepo8 Oh god, I just saw j--1 as a means to do ii 1: (yes, it works)

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