When my boss forces me to switch from a project that makes me feel good to one that is urgent

THE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OF EFFICIENCY! 💀 Imagine finishing in FOUR HOURS what your manager thought would take SIX MONTHS?! The absolute HORROR! Now you're trapped in that twilight zone between being an overachiever and a strategic slacker. Should you reveal your superhuman coding powers and risk getting buried under an avalanche of new projects? Or should you embrace the dark side and spend the next six months "working really hard" on that last 19% while secretly building your side hustle empire? That face says it all - the internal screaming of someone who accidentally optimized themselves out of six months of peaceful coding meditation. Congratulations, you played yourself! 🏆

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