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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of these IDEs thinking they're helping us! 😤 One minute they're like "Hey bestie, want me to open a browser inside me? I can do EVERYTHING!" Then they crash because someone DARED to modify a file outside their precious control. The DRAMA! And don't get me STARTED on autocomplete ghosting you like a bad Tinder date. "Sorry sir, not working today" - THE NERVE! 💅 My personal favorite? Hiding basic settings in menu labyrinths so deep you need an expedition team and provisions to find them. 18 CLICKS TO CHANGE ENCODING?! What is this, a treasure hunt?! Meanwhile, Notepad++ is just chilling there like "Need help with that corpse?" after your IDE dramatically collapses at the EXACT moment of your deadline. Truly a toxic relationship we can't seem to escape!

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The only happy person in this lineup is the programmer surrounded by colorful syntax highlighting while everyone else deals with relationship drama. The rest are stuck in arguments that could've been avoided with a simple git commit. Relationship status: Committed to master branch.

The eternal Microsoft dilemma! Two buttons: "Fix Teams" or "Invent a new state of matter" - and they're sweating bullets trying to decide. Classic Microsoft strategy: why fix your buggy collaboration software when you can just create an entirely new unnecessary thing instead? Teams will continue crashing during your important presentation while Microsoft's R&D department is busy discovering the fifth element. Priorities, am I right? This is basically their entire product roadmap in one image.

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