When developers quit

Content Microsoft Visual Studio 2008 Autism rautism

Content Class names that end in "Manager", "Coordinator", and "Factory" Class names that end in "Inator"

Content Project Manager Junior Dev Look at him, eating pizza. like an animal!!! Senior Dev Not like Mr. "Pay me overtime

The AUDACITY of calling yourself a "developer" while performing the sacred martial art of Copy-Paste-Fu! 🥋 First, you dramatically open your browser like you're about to write groundbreaking code. Then the REAL programming begins—frantically searching Stack Overflow for someone else's solution. The final moves? The lightning-fast Ctrl+C followed by the devastating Ctrl+V finishing combo! Who needs original thought when you can just steal—I mean, "leverage existing solutions"—with keyboard shortcuts?! The modern developer's workflow isn't writing code, it's FINDING code. Your IDE is just a fancy clipboard manager at this point.

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The pinnacle of version control laziness: just add * to your .gitignore and call it a day. Why carefully select which files to ignore when you can ignore everything and manually add each file you want? It's like burning down your house to avoid cleaning it, then rebuilding one room at a time. Genius time-saving strategy until you need to git add -f 500 files. Works every time, 0% of the time.