What's stopping you from coding like this?

Watching someone print out code for review is like witnessing a crime against modern development practices. In 2023? SERIOUSLY? That's 30+ pages of perfectly good trees sacrificed to the debugging gods when we have perfectly good monitors, version control, and code review tools. The confused Tom face perfectly captures that moment of "Did I just time travel back to 1995?" Nothing says "I don't trust Git" like killing forests to manually track changes with a red pen. Bonus horror: imagine them printing JavaScript with all those nested callbacks and dependencies!

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Finally, a visual aid for SQL joins that won't disappear from your brain after 5 minutes! Forget those boring Venn diagrams—these facial expressions perfectly capture the existential dread of figuring out which JOIN to use at 2 AM when your query is returning 17 million duplicate rows. The subtle difference between that "I've lost all hope" look of INNER JOIN versus the "I've seen things" thousand-yard stare of FULL JOIN is just *chef's kiss*. Database administrators around the world are printing this out and taping it to their monitors as we speak.

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Oh. My. GOD! It's the eternal holy war of programming paradigms playing out in stick figure drama! 😱 Our brave little functional programming zealot stands on their soapbox proclaiming "JAVA SUCKS" to a crowd that seems mildly interested. Bold move! But then comes the plot twist that sends the pitchfork-wielding mob into absolute RAGE - "BECAUSE OOP SUCKS." Honey, that's like walking into a Taylor Swift concert and screaming "MUSIC IS TERRIBLE!" The audacity! The drama! The pure, unadulterated functional programming superiority complex on display! 💅 Meanwhile, functional programmers are somewhere sipping tea and mumbling about pure functions and immutability while the OOP crowd collectively loses their inheritance-loving minds.

When your inner monologue goes from "I don't know what I'm doing" to "Wait, what if I actually don't know what I'm doing?" That's not imposter syndrome anymore—that's your brain executing a recursive self-doubt function with no base case! It's like when you've been faking your way through a codebase for so long that you start wondering if Stack Overflow should charge you rent. The shower thoughts hit different when you realize you've been copying and pasting for three years and still can't explain how that one function works.