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Oh. My. GOD. When your C++ code crashes for the 47th time today and you've ABSOLUTELY HAD IT! 🔫 For the uninitiated, a segmentation fault is that soul-crushing error when your program tries to access memory it has NO BUSINESS touching - like that ex you promised to never contact again. It's the computer's way of saying "I'm not just disappointed, I'm FURIOUS with your life choices." The sheer DRAMA of threatening your computer with violence after it dares to segfault again is just *chef's kiss*. Like honey, that computer didn't write that null pointer - YOU DID! 💅