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Ah, the classic programming love story that was doomed from the start. She returns values, he doesn't return anything – basically the relationship equivalent of sending texts and getting left on read. The compiler warned him they were incompatible, but he disabled warnings with -w and compiled anyway. Their entire relationship was just her waiting for him to return something meaningful while he just... existed. And people wonder why programmers have commitment issues.

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Imagine having the audacity to use your mouse to close a terminal. Pathetic. Real command-line warriors know that typing 'exit' is the digital equivalent of a mic drop. It's not just about closing a window—it's about asserting dominance over your machine. GUI users will never understand the satisfaction of dismissing your terminal with the proper command, like telling your computer "I'm done with you... for now ."