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VLC is the Chuck Norris of media players. While other applications have the audacity to say "unsupported file format," VLC just shrugs and says "hold my codec." The meme perfectly captures that feeling when you're trying to play some obscure file you downloaded from a sketchy Russian forum in 2007, and VLC somehow manages to play it at 200% volume despite having no logical reason to succeed. It's like asking a calculator to make you coffee - shouldn't work, but VLC finds a way.