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When your code is so broken even Stack Overflow can't help, just get a free vibe-check instead! The classic distracted boyfriend meme perfectly captures how developers will abandon actual troubleshooting for literally any distraction. Why fix your broken project when you can have someone validate your feelings about it? "Your code isn't bad, it's just misunderstood." Sure, and my 500 compiler errors are just being dramatic. Next up: "Emotional Support Developers" who just pat your back while you cry over your spaghetti code. $299/month, tissues not included.

Content When hardware gets faster through the years but software gets more bloated. Modern solutions require modern problems

Content When the frontend is re-designed on top of same backend..

Content Ber You write your first computer science paper as a student but think it's not good enough for publication A professor likes it and convinces you to at least put it on arXiv Bernie it gets 2 citations in a year Berni it gets 5 citations in less than 2 years and some of them are published in reputable journals

Content Zhuowei Zhang zhuowei Never spend 6 minutes doing something by hand when you can spend 6 hours failing to automate 7

Man sitting there with a straight face suggesting Haskell as the programming language of choice for those who think regular self-destruction isn't enough. Functional programming: where your mental health goes to die, but at least you'll have pure functions and no side effects. Except, you know, the side effect of questioning all your life choices at 3 AM while debugging a monad transformer stack.