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The eternal battle between software engineering principles and business reality in one brutal image. Top panel: our lone hero preaching the gospel of clean architecture—"Plan long term, develop reusable code, scenarios are coming." Bottom panel: the harsh truth bomb—"Nobody cares. Just ship it quick and don't break anything." This is basically every sprint planning meeting ever. You start with grand visions of beautiful, maintainable code that will stand the test of time... and end with "yeah whatever, the CEO needs this by Friday so just make it work." The technical debt collectors will be knocking on your door soon enough!

Content Jason Fried jasonfried Suivre V Prediction: If Github ends up selling itself one day, Microsoft will be the buyer. 6 Traduire le Tweet 17:11 - 4 fevr. 2014 868 Retweets 1 610 J'aime 73 17 868 1,6 k

The classic programming double entendre strikes again. When someone says they're a "Swiftie," there's a critical ambiguity - are they obsessed with Taylor Swift's latest breakup anthem or do they spend their nights wrestling with optionals and protocols in Apple's programming language? The reptilian part of the brain wearing that t-shirt clearly expected the former, only to discover he's talking to someone who builds iOS apps for a living. Happens to the best of us. Next time just ask if they prefer "Shake It Off" or "guard let" statements.

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