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Ah, the sacred GitHub contribution graph art! After months of meticulously planned commits, our hero has achieved the ultimate flex: spelling "GIT" with their contribution squares. This is what happens when you have too much free time but still want to seem productive to potential employers. "Yes, I made 247 commits in June. No, don't look too closely at what those commits actually were..." The irony is beautiful - using Git to spell "GIT" while probably committing nothing of actual value. Peak developer peacocking. Chef's kiss.

Parents pointing at the homeless guy: "Study or become like him!" Little do they know, that "homeless-looking" dude is probably making 300k maintaining critical infrastructure that powers half the internet. The stereotype of success being a clean-cut corporate drone in a suit is hilariously outdated. Some of the most brilliant minds in tech look like they just crawled out of a cave after a 72-hour debugging session. The irony is that the kids would be lucky to end up with his skills. That scruffy Linux kernel maintainer is basically tech royalty.