Well yes I'm a psychopath, how could you tell?

Content Sophie Koonin type error What do you call a pickup line from a software developer? A pull request. 12:09 AM 20 Feb 19

Content 1 TOLD HIM TO CALL ME HE ASKED ME ABOUT MY PARAMETERS AND RETURN TYPE

Content We are in desperate need or programmers to fill this junior position.. Ohh you don't have 4 years experince along with your degree?

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When someone assumes your 4 years of programming means you're an expert, but in reality you've just been googling Stack Overflow answers and praying your code works. *nervous cat noises* That awkward silence when you realize most of your "knowledge" is just knowing which error messages mean "you're totally screwed" versus "just restart your IDE." Four years in and still feeling like an imposter who accidentally fooled everyone into thinking you know what you're doing!