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The ULTIMATE act of professional compassion! There you are, half-dead inside, nodding along in the daily stand-up like some deranged bobblehead while the project manager drones on about "timeline expectations" and "deliverables." Your code is on fire, your deadline was yesterday, and you haven't slept since Obama was president—but heaven FORBID the project manager experiences a nanosecond of emotional discomfort! The sheer THEATRICS of pretending to understand what they're saying when you're mentally calculating how many cups of coffee it would take to code for 72 hours straight. It's not lying, it's MERCY!

AI bros hyping up the next revolutionary app built by prompt engineers who discovered that ChatGPT can write a todo list in React. Meanwhile, the rest of us are still waiting for literally any AI-generated app that solves an actual problem instead of being a glorified API wrapper with a gradient background. But sure, tell me again how your AI-powered note-taking app that hallucinates half your meeting notes is going to disrupt the entire SaaS industry. The field is indeed full of flowers and possibilities, none of which include working production code.