Well Well Well, Look Who's The Senior Dev Now

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Ah yes, the eternal battle between organization and reality. We all start with noble intentions—a pristine Documents folder where everything is properly named and categorized. "This is brilliant," we tell ourselves. But then there's the Downloads folder—that digital junk drawer where files go to either die or multiply. Random JARs, half-downloaded PDFs, and 17 copies of the same config file with increasingly desperate naming conventions. Yet somehow, we always know exactly where to find that one crucial script in that chaotic hellscape. Six years as a senior dev and I still haven't emptied mine since 2018. Why organize when you can just Ctrl+F your way through life?

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