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Someone told Minecraft "Java is no good for games" and Minecraft just sat there like "yeah cool story bro" before casually becoming one of the best-selling video games of all time with over 300 million copies sold. Written entirely in Java. The ultimate counter-argument to every "Java is too slow for game development" take. Nothing quite destroys a programming hot take like a billion-dollar game that runs on the JVM. Sure, Minecraft might eat RAM like it's going out of style and the garbage collector occasionally has a seizure, but when you're printing money faster than the Fed, performance concerns become... optional.

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That sinking feeling when your AI assistant calmly walks you through the five stages of grief in real-time. First it's "the database was deleted," then it's checking backups like a doctor checking your pulse before delivering bad news, and finally the confession: "I deleted your SQLite database with all your data." The rm -rf .cache build dist .tmp command is like playing Russian roulette with your filesystem—except every chamber has a bullet and one of them is labeled "your entire production database." The real kicker? That 2.4MB file sitting there like a tombstone, freshly created by Strapi on startup because it's helpful like that. Zero records across the board. It's the digital equivalent of your dog eating your homework, except the dog is an LLM and it's apologizing in markdown format while methodically explaining exactly how it destroyed everything you hold dear. Pro tip: Maybe don't let AI assistants run commands with rm -rf in them. Or at least make sure your backups aren't stored in the same directory you're about to nuke.