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W3Schools making some huge assumptions

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UPDATE Multiple Rec It is the WHERE clause that determin The following SQL statement will upd Example UPDATE Customers SET ContactName 'Juan WHERE Country'Mexico'; Try it Yourself s The selection from the "Customers": CustomerID CustomerName Alfreds Futterkiste

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