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Content By Mark Johanson 1st August 2021 Some companies are asking candidates to attend multiple interviews. But too many rounds could be a red flag - and even drive candidates away. Software Engineers: First time?

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Ah, the distinguished gentleman frog has achieved what most developers only dream of—escaping bandwidth purgatory. While the rest of us are debugging code at 3 MB/s, this amphibian aristocrat is hopping into fiber optic paradise where pages load before you even think about clicking them. The formal announcement style is what makes this perfect. Nothing says "I've transcended your peasant-tier internet" quite like dressing up as a 19th-century dignitary to announce your technological superiority. It's basically the networking equivalent of pushing to production on Friday and nothing breaking. Meanwhile, I'm still waiting for my Docker image to download. Maybe in another century.

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