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CLIENT: "What is going on with my website? It looks all wrong!" ME: "It was working just fine yesterday, let’s take a look." Us: "Let’s take a look…. (We download a page, check out the code. Well, it looks as if someone’s gone in and deleted some of the code that makes the site work." CLIENT: "Yeah, that was me, I was getting rid of some of your unnecessary code… why isn’t the site working?"