UI vs UX

Relationship saved with a single line of code. Guy tells his girlfriend she's at index 1 in his array of interests, making her think she's his #2 priority. Plot twist: arrays start at 0, so she's actually his #1. Classic programmer misdirection that works because non-programmers don't realize zero-indexing exists. Somewhere, a senior dev is nodding approvingly at this elegant solution to a production issue.

Content Programming Wisdom CodeWisdom "Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand." - Martin Fowler 6:07 PM 23 Apr 21 - Buffer 340 Retweets 25 Quote Tweets 1,736 Likes 17 shazaq Shazaq03 - 4h Replying to CodeWisdom Programmers who code in assembly:

Content Twisted mouth How to recognize a stroke? Arm paralysis Incoherent speech Light theme is better.

Content YEAR O LET ME WRITE THIS CODE IN ONE LINE WITH COMPLEX ABSTRACTIONS. I AM SO CLEVER! orkchronicles.com YEAR X LET ME WRITE THIS CODE SUCH THAT FUTURE -ME CAN EASILY UNDERSTAND IT. (

Content Things that disappear when you need them the most

Content Jr. Dev I don't know how to do this Sr. Dev I don't even know what we're doing... made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io