UI vs UX

Blind as a bat when reviewing your own code, but suddenly equipped with NASA-grade telescope vision when it's someone else's mess. Nothing quite like the supernatural ability to spot every single anti-pattern, security vulnerability, and poorly named variable in code you didn't write, while your own masterpiece—complete with commented-out debug statements from 2019 and that one function named temp_fix_delete_later_v4 —somehow looks flawless. The real code review superpower isn't finding bugs, it's the selective blindness we develop for our own crimes against computing.

The tiniest blue sliver in this pie chart is what actual programmer humor looks like. The massive orange chunk? That's just an endless loop of "Java bad, Python slow, JavaScript bad, senior developer is god" posts. It's basically r/programmerhumor in a nutshell—where original jokes go to die and recycled language wars thrive. The irony is that the people making these memes probably just finished their first "Hello World" tutorial and suddenly think they're qualified to roast entire programming languages. Next week they'll discover arrays and make a meme about how they start at 0.

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Content 1... don't even know where to begin. When I use JavaScript the HTTP crawler is not scraping the metadata correctly and as losing the CSS properties 10:33 AM - May 14, 2020 Twitter for iPhone Well. did you try parsing the -CSS separately using regex? 335 Retweets 2.4K Likes 1 S L S 10h Replying to b So you've got a problem and you decide to use a regex to solve it. Now you have two problems. P.S. I love regexes! 17 10 166

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